I wish i was in the wii world.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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