thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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