you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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