thus making me awesome and them whores
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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