Porn is love you can see.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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