I am in a vortex of obligation.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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