Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Life is so much better after having sex.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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