I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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