My brain says no but my pants say off.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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