Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We had sex on a dog bed..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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