Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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