i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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