Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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