Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I'm really busy with my period
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