no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
