Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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