He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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