that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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