Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
