Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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