Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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