i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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