She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My vagina is officially offended.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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