whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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