nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I didn't shave. On purpose
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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