Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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