Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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