Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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