ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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