I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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