I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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