The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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