We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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