I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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