How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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