hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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