sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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