Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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