Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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