don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I got inside last night via doggy door
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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