It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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