My balls are so social today.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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