I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
