Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
