you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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