She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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