she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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