I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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