SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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