The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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